About GurionSearlasgx
Sarah Carter:
Sarah Carter Nude
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Information:
Name: Sarah Carter
Born: 1980-10-30
Height: 1.64
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Filmography:
Boston Legal (2005), DOA: Dead or Alive (2006), Shark (2007), A Date with Darkness: The Trial and Capture of Andrew Luster (2003), Wolf Lake (2001)
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A couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
weren't for my
money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied,
"My dear, if
it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
HamishRiobardHu
Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to
childhood, a man is already
there.
HoatWilburnDL
Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full
agreement.
EnyetoJerraldWM
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
FynnLynfordIw
Producer: Would you call your leading
lady ugly?
Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio
than on TV.
DeverrilNealLw
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going
around !doc
BlagdenErikurxo
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !
BurchAttieCt
What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
DwayneElderJh
The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
StewartColinAV
What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!
PelltunMaddockhs